生命匆匆，不必委曲求全，不要给自己留下遗憾，以自己喜欢的方式生活，做自己喜欢做的事，宠爱自己，做一个独特的自己才是最重要的。下面为小编整理的可爱调皮幽默的早安句子英文。

1.以后一定要对男朋友好一点，毕竟他是这个世界上眼光最好的人。

After all, he is the most discerning person in the world.

2.人生有时就像电脑，说死机就死机，没得商量。

Sometimes, life is like a computer. If it crashes, it will crash. It's not negotiable.

3.我发现在我心里 众生都平等 只有你一个超重。

I find that in my heart all beings are equal, only you are overweight.

4.爱你是我的事情，跟你没有一毛钱关系。

Love you is my business. It has nothing to do with you.

5.小熊软糖和我你只能选一个，可是偷偷告诉你我有小熊软糖哦。

You can only choose one of the gummy bear and me, but secretly tell you that I have gummy bear.

6.那些曾经把我击倒的人，谢谢你们，躺着真舒服。

Those who have knocked me down, thank you. It's so comfortable to lie down.

7.为了能当上富二代，我每天躺在床上等我爸富起来。

In order to be rich, I lie in bed every day waiting for my father to get rich.

8.不努力拿什么向曾经抛弃你的人证明他有多瞎。

Don't try to prove how blind he is to the one who abandoned you.

9.进了考场就得了健忘症，出了考场就得了妄想症。

He got amnesia when he entered the examination room and delusion when he left the examination room.

10.你这么胖可长点心吧，点心什么点心。

You're so fat you can have snacks. What kind of snacks do you have.

11.你要走我不送你，但是你要回来不管多大的雨我都接你。

I will not send you if you want to leave, but I will pick you up no matter how heavy the rain is.

12.一场英语听力下来，唯一能听懂的就是开始的那几句中文。

When listening to English, the only thing you can understand is the first few Chinese sentences.